memoirs of Only Me

You came into my life
And made me complete
Each time I see you
My heart skips a beat.

I’m the guy who will text you
every single morning and tell you good
morning, and every single night to tell
you sweet dreams.

I’m the guy who will hold you while we
watch the sunset.

PSYCHOLOGY PERSONALITY QUIZ Rule: Pick
Only One. Don’t cheat!

BLACK/WHITE = White

COFFEE/SOFTDRINKS =softdrinks

MOON/STARS = stars

TV/RADIO = tv

SUGAR/SPICE = sugar

DOGS/CATS = Cats

NINJA/PIRATE = Pirate

Next: Bear in mind your answers as you
scroll down for
interpretations.

Result: BLACK- You love the crowd…
a party animal! Too many “friends”,
you can’t easily tell which among them
is real and not…
WHITE- Mysterious… oftentimes, a
loner. You know your true friends and
only them are allowed to understand
the real you.

COFFEE-You hide your emotions…
Sometimes pretending to be always
happy. Sometimes, not giving even a
hint of what you really feel.
SOFTDRINKS- You’re usually
expressive… Open about your emotions
and most of the time willing to talk
about it.

MOON- You love deeply… you may flirt
along and people think you’re a
playboy/playgirl but the truth is:
your heart belongs to only one.
STARS- You search for love… you’re a
romantic person and every time you
enter a relationship, you give your
all and believe “this is the One.”

TV- You have so many ideas in mind…
You’re creative and aggressive! If you
want something, you’ll do anything to
get it!
RADIO- You appreciate simple things in
life… You hate complicating things
that’s why you’re typically up-front
in any aspect.

SUGAR- You’re an ideal
boyfriend/girlfriend… You don’t care
if your partner doesn’t really love
you as long as you love him. You give
your all…
SPICE- You’re a stubborn sweetheart…
You “love” him/her only because he/she
loves you. If his/her flame puts out,
you let go with no trouble.

DOGS- You’re undoubtedly good-natured!
Most of the time, people are confident
to approach you because they know you
will consider them.
CATS- You’re intimidating! People have
an impression that you’re elite—or if
not, you simply look sophisticated.
You gain praises but not companions.

NINJA- You love actions…with the
hero-like taste! You focus on your
strengths and use them to protect
persons/things that are important to
you.
PIRATE- You’re independent! You’re
also risky just like the pirates who
sail in the vast and dangerous ocean
to look for treasures!

WOMEN’S ENGLISH:(you’d better write it dwn haha)
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct
decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this
later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset,
you
moron!

You’re … so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is
sex all you ever think about??

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for
something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did
something today that you’re really not
going to like

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off
your shoes and find a good game on TV

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful

You have to learn to communicate = Just
agree with me

Are you listening to me?? = Too late,
you’re dead

• Bukannya senang nak cari kawan yang baik. Bukan senang juga nak menjadi kawan yang baik.

• Kawan yang baik tak pernah mengumpat di belakang kawan baiknya.

• Kawan yang baik tak pernah cemburu dengan kejayaan kawan baiknya. Sebaliknya kawan yang baiklah yang paling banyak membantu kawan baiknya untuk mencapai kejayaan.

• Kawan yang baik tak pernah mempengaruhi kawan baiknya untuk membuat perkara yang buruk dan sia-sia. Kawan yang baik adalah orang yang selalu menasihati kawan baiknya untuk berbuat kebaikan.

• Kawan yang baik adalah orang pertama yang akan dicari bila tiba masa sedih atau gembira. Kawan baik menjadi tempat kita meluahkan perasaan yang tak dapat diluahkan kepada kawan biasa.

• Kawan yang baik tak pernah memaksa kawan baiknya untuk sentiasa berada di sisinya. Kawan yang baik tak pernah melarang kawan baiknya untuk berkawan dengan kawan yang baik.

• kawan yang baik tak pernah cemburu jika kawan baiknya mempunyai ramai kawan baik, kerana kawan yang baik tahu apa yang paling baik untuk kawan baiknya.

• Kawan yang baik akan sentiasa mendoakan kesejahteraan dan kebahagiaan kawan baiknya di dunia dan di akhirat di dalam doanya.

• Kita adalah kawan yang baik jika kita faham bahawa kawan baik kita bukanlah seorang yang sempurna. Kita adalah kawan yang baik jika kita menjadi kawan yang baik kepada kawan baik kita.

• Kita bukanlah kawan yang baik jika kita tidak menghargai kawan baik kita, kerana kawan yang baik akan sentiasa menghargai kawan baiknya.

• Kita bukanlah kawan yang baik jika kita tidak memberitahu perkara yang baik kepada kawan baik kita, kerana kawan yang baik akan selalu menyampaikan perkara yang baik kepada kawan baiknya.

• Dan kalau kita nak dapat kawan baik yang baik, kita mesti lebih dahulu menjadi seorang kawan yang baik…kepada kawan baik kita

x perlu mencari teman scntik BALQIS jika diri x seindah SULAIMAN… mgpa mhrp teman setampan YUSUF jika kasih x setulus ZULAIKHA…. x perlu diri menjadi seteguh IBRAHIM jika x sekuat SARAH…. mgpa d’damba teman hdp seistimewa KHADIJAH jika diri x s’sempurna RASULULLAH S.A.W… x guna ada mata kalau x dpt mlht…. x guna ada hati kalau x tau menilai…

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u <span style=”FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: ‘comic sans
ms’”>Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;<span style=”FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #00ccff; FONT-FAMILY: ‘comic
sans ms’”>
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

    aiyoooOooH!! is it trueeee???

WOw!!!! That’s gorgeous! Looks Cute n Wut??? No size?? hahaha I went to klcc yesterdy to buy a pair of lovely shoes dat i dream of..unluckly none can offer my size…Its Always like that..when i want it so much!! it wont be there or i went to the wrong shop..Exclusively expensive! I really hate goin 2 klcc which i prefer 2call it as ‘the tsunami mall’ =p   Im HAPPY cos i finally found my fav shoes today as i went to the Curve ..Dun mention bout the ppl’s  attitude when they shop baby! Manners are totally OUT!   Anyway b4 i went to the mall …me n my fam went fer joggin at a huge park which we normally used to go long time ago..usually we dun haf much time to hang out lyke that .. at least i’ve got the chance to inhale the fresh mountain air first b4 i stay long in the shoes outlets! doink!

‘Just my Luck’ is my Favourite Movie of the year! haiiiihhh… every girls dream to be in that place when she has the luck…EVERYTHING turns out to be fine or shud i say PERFECT! =) well in dat muve, she shops like crazy! How great!!!hahah

At last,  Dorothy have her new shoes!!! hehe

WEll yesterday was a very very very rough day for me…..!!!!

why are most of the ppl are selfish?? is there any limit for satisfaction ???of course the answer is no..but hey! live in reality not fantasy plssss n dun give me all ur stress..im not willin to be ur stress victim!!!Nooooooooooo!!!

There’s this human being if he’s suitable to be called as human(i juz cant take it)..yg dilabelkan sbg ‘annoyin n sarcastic’ that will never let me live in peace …sakitttt jiwa.. ..i cant even get rid of this kind of ppl.im stuck!  .. arghhhhh!!! kaki bodek kaki dengki segala kaki laaaa not to say that da world is bein cruel to me…but he’s bein cruel to the world ! As wut ppl always say the world is not balance with only Good People..poor cops will not have any employment. wuteva it is …i dun think he has any real frens…but he does has annoyin frens….

my family is my savior they came on the rite time ..at least i can keep away all my worries for a while.. i went out wit them for lunch ..which was only for 1/2 an hour…but i was greatful..i haf my mom n my trusted frens by my side alwiz…

‘Once again the day is saved by The Powerpuff Gurls!!!!!’ hahahaha=p

Hope u all can answer each question. Wouldn’t be that hard now, would it?

14.Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?